OUAT 1×21: Apple as red as blood.
THE SEASON FINALE IS TONIGHT. SOMEONE HOLD ME. I can’t believe the show is almost over with season one. I feel like just yesterday I sat down watching it, ready to laugh because it was some show about fairytales. I WAS SO WRONG. It is my favorite show now. Also I haven’t recapped the last two episodes because I’ve been so busy. But don’t worry, I’ll be writing them in a week or so!
Okay so this week starts off with Regina and Henry eating dinner and Henry giving Regina. While eating, they’re interrupted by someone at the door. Regina opens the door to see Emma.
Regina asks why Emma is there. Emma says that Henry invited her, but she’s not there for Henry. Henry appears with rope and Emma and her kick butt posse (Snow, Charming, Grump, Red, Granny, Jiminy, and Henry) take her and tie her up to an apple tree.
Mary Margaret/Snow: You took our love, and ripped it apart.
David/Charming: and now you’re going to pay!
YAY FOR BUTT KICKING!
Emma grabs an apple and crushes it with her hand, and the apple turns to rotten nasty goo. Because she’s kick butt like that. Regina tries to plea with Henry, and get him to save her but Henry throws Regina under the bus and I love Henry even more. Charming WHILE STILL HOLDING SNOW’S HAND, BECAUSE THEY NEVER NEED TO LET GO AGAIN pulls his sword out and gives it to Emma.
Emma: you took away our happiness. Now it’s time to take away yours.
Emma goes to kill Regina… AND THE WOMAN WAKES UP BECAUSE THIS WAS ALL A WONDERFUL DREAM. I mean, nightmare cause she didn’t die.
Regina, paranoid from her nightmare, goes and checks on Henry to make sure he’s not hiding, ready to pop out and kill her or something. Regina sees that he’s asleep in his room and she goes back to bed. Okay, even I can tell that there’s no kid in that bed. Henry is like three feet tall, and adorably small. Those ten thousand pillows aren’t obvious.
Henry is kidnapped decides to go with Emma because he wants to live with his mom instead of Regina. I don’t know why some people don’t like Henry. He only wants to break the curse and live with his mom and grandparents!
Henry sees that all Emma’s stuff is in the back and realizes that they’re leaving right then and there. Henry is not happy and tells Emma to stop the car. That they can’t leave Storybrooke because Emma needs her parents to remember each other, PLEASE LORD has to stop the curse.
Henry tells Emma that she has to help everyone and she’s the only one that can give everyone a happy ending. Emma doesn’t listen to Henry, so this kid grabs the steering wheel and makes the car swerve and stop. TEAM HENRY!
Henry yells at her saying she has to save them all, him, her parents. They all need her. Someone hand me a tissue?
Off in FTL Charming captured by the kings men, Adopted daddy tells him how ungrateful Charming was, that he gave him a home, and just had to run off and find true love.
Look at Josh Dallas and his leather pants and jacket. WOO!!! Anyway…
Adopted daddy sends him to the guillotine. DON’T KILL HIM. HE’S TOO PRETTY TO DIE.
Right before the blade chops his pretty head off, the blade turns to water and in walks regina.
I’ll say it one time and only one time. THANK YOU, REGINA.
Regina makes a bargain with adopted daddy saying that she’ll make him suffer and destroy him by getting rid of Snow White.
Adopted daddy agrees to this and Charming is moved to Regina’s castle.
In Storybrooke, Regina goes to her tree in her backyard and sees that her apple is dying just like her dream she had.
Regina runs off to Gold’s store and asks why her tree is dying and how she can get rid of Emma. Permanently. She says that clearly Emma is making the curse weaken.
Gold tells Regina that if she kills Emma, then the curse is broken. He made the curse that way but won’t tell Regina why he did. I really want to know why he made it that way, myself. Maybe it has to do with his son, Bae?
Since there’s only a small bit of magic left that Regina has, she decides to find a new way. Regina tries to get gold to help, but he wants nothing to do with her. Gold tells Regina that if the spell is broken, and people remember what she did to them all, they’ll be out looking for blood.
Regina stops by the school and puts a rabbit playing card on Paige aka Grace’s (Jefferson’s daughter) bike.
Emma goes back home and Mary Margaret turns into mad mama mode and I’m totally rooting her on. MM tells her that she wasn’t sure she’d even left, that when MM ran away, they “had to stick together. They’re family.”
MM asks about Henry, and Emma tells her she took him with him:
MM:“You abducted him?”
MM: “Now that sounds like a stable home. What the hell is wrong with you?”
GO MARY MARGARET. GO MARY MARGARET. WOO!!!!!
She yells at her some more and tells Emma that she’s reverting into the person that she was when she got to Storybrooke. MM tells her that now she has to do the right thing for henry. Emma asks what that is and MM tells her.\
MM: “I don’t know. You tell me. You’re his mother. So you figure it out.”
I love this lady.
In FTL Snow and the gang team up to go save Charming. EVEN THE AWESOME FAIRIES HELP!!! Red asks Snow why the queen is doing all this to her. She says that she destroyed the Queens happiness. Now she’s destroying Snow’s.
Regina stops by charming’s cell and tells her that she isn’t going to kill Snow, she has a better punishment. She shows him the poisoned apple and walks out, leaving him in his cell.
In Storybrooke, Regina is staring at her tree, still worried.
Suddenly, JEFFERSON APPEARS IN REGINA’S OFFICE. *Angels sing*
Regina makes a deal with Jefferson again. (Because this hot fool doesn’t learn the first two times.)
Regina brings out his hat, and tells them theyre going to take one last trip to FTL. Regina says that he’ll get Paige back, as soon as he helps her. DON’T DO IT.
(I’ll finish this very soon.) 🙂